why was the bowl of soup so smelly?
coz it was the toilet-bowl
why could the ball carry fruits?
coz it was a basket-ball
where is the most dangerous city in the world?
what do cows do for entertainment?
they go to the moo-vies
what is the quickest way to count cows?
use a cow-culator
why does the golfer always take a spare pair of trousers with him?
in case he gets a hole-in-one
what is Tarzan's favourite christmas song?
why did the baker stop making donuts?
he was sick of the wHOLE business
where do horses go when they fall sick?
when does a computer need to wear glasses?
when it needs to improve its webSIGHT
what clothing does a house wear?
what driver doesn't have a license?
a screw driver
why didn't Kuku's car workshop have business?
coz he built it on the second floor....how on earth are the cars suppose to drive up
who is always rushing?
why can't a car play football?
coz it only has one boot
why did donald duck throw the butter out of his window?
he wanted to see the butter-fly
why did mickey mouse put sugar under his pillow?
he wanted to have sweet dreams
why did the case wear a suit?
coz it was a suit case
why did the bag have hands?
coz it was a hand-bag
why could the grass hop?
coz it was a grass-hopper
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