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why was the bowl of soup so smelly?

coz it was the toilet-bowl


why could the ball carry fruits?

coz it was a basket-ball


where is the most dangerous city in the world?

electri-city


what do cows do for entertainment?

they go to the moo-vies


what is the quickest way to count cows?

use a cow-culator


why does the golfer always take a spare pair of trousers with him?

in case he gets a hole-in-one


what is Tarzan's favourite christmas song?

jungle-bells


why did the baker stop making donuts?

he was sick of the wHOLE business


where do horses go when they fall sick?

the horse-pital


when does a computer need to wear glasses?

when it needs to improve its webSIGHT


what clothing does a house wear?

an address


what driver doesn't have a license?

a screw driver


why didn't Kuku's car workshop have business?   

coz he built it on the second floor....how on earth are the cars suppose to drive up


who is always rushing?

a russian


why can't a car play football?

coz it only has one boot


why did donald duck throw the butter out of his window?

he wanted to see the butter-fly


why did mickey mouse put sugar under his pillow?

he wanted to have sweet dreams


why did the case wear a suit?

coz it was a suit case


why did the bag have hands?

coz it was a hand-bag


why could the grass hop?

coz it was a grass-hopper


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